Captain Hagen's Bed & Breakfast (2018)

4.1
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release year: 2018 (2019-02-08)
  • Running time: 88 min
  • Original Title: Captain Hagen's Bed & Breakfast
  • Voted: 124
Captain Hagen's Bed & Breakfast is a movie starring Rhonda Ayers, William Beckwith, and Tyler Bellmon. Four couples spend the weekend at a Bed and Breakfast in the Hamptons run by an eccentric German sea captain and his strange...
#PersonCharacters
1Jessamine KelleySandra
2Dino PetreraFelix
3William BeckwithCaptain Hagen
4Zach WegnerDarren
  • Horrible film. Don't waste your time 3/10/2019 12:00:00 AM by jimkremidas 1

    Looks like a stage production with gratuitous sex scenes. Really bad.......

  • Juvenile and Shallow 3/3/2019 12:00:00 AM by VortigernGreen 4

    It passes beyond belief that this film has an IMDb rating of over 8 as I write this. I can only assume that this film's rating is generously bolstered by its own cast, crew, and producers voting prolifically for this dumb movie. Cliched characters, old jokes, and a few generous topless scenes of the ladies round up this movie's dim attempts at humor. Think Caddyshack, Meatballs, or American Pie only much, much worse. All of those movies are well worth watching. This one . . . not so much. You can rent it in SD on Amazon for $1.99 if you don't value either your time or your money. This movie is destined to be showcased on some future generation's Mystery Science Theater spoof show where puppets make fun of stupid movies that were only of interest to the film school dropouts that made them. I created an IMDb user account for the sole purpose of writing a review of this film in the desperate hope that my review might prevent another hapless person from wasting 90 minutes of their lives. Viewers contemplating watching this film would be better off watching Manos the Hands of Fate or Godzilla vs. Mothra. Yes, both are shallow, stupid, and poorly made. But at least they have some cultural relevance as touchstones or reference points for movies that suck.

  • hidden gem 3/12/2019 12:00:00 AM by RobertJGordon 10

    Found this one on amazon randomly late night and gave it a whirl. really glad i did. it was hysterically funny and ended up being kind of deep too.

  • hilarious with a lot of heart 3/10/2019 12:00:00 AM by free82 10

    It seems like a silly, raunchy comedy at first but as it develops, it actually gets really deep and heartfelt. Super funny and entertaining, I laughed out lout a lot. But ultimately I was quite moved and it made me think about some relationships in my life. Awesome movie, I'm going to watch it again for sure.

  • Heartfelt yet Raunchy 3/5/2019 12:00:00 AM by tomjefferson 10

    It's hard to describe this movie easily. On one hand, it's a sex romp with nudity and random sexual hijinx. But on the other hand, it is a deep examination of toxic masculinity and what it means to be a man. So silly and graphic, but also heartfelt and poignant. Definitely not your standard fare.

#PersonCrew
1Chris Tharpcinematographer
2Shie Rozowcomposer
3Rafael Friedandirector
4Gordon Antelleditor
5Joe Cecchiniproducer
6Josh Sofferproducer