- Horrible 9/4/2019 12:00:00 AM by dvhrrld
Some of the worst acting I have ever seen and heard. Blow the stop sign and keep going.
- Wasnt Bad the haters are jerks. 9/4/2019 12:00:00 AM by darkoneskip
Listen if youve seen any of todds films this wont disappoint you at all , i liked it alot just not a 8 star film ,the acting in this was a tad bit well low budget, but hose who say horrible are just wrong. If you like B horror todd is one of the best , it has lots of blood and some cool prosthetics (practical fx) but all in all a winner and some fun. If your looking for a 500,000 budget this is not your movie butvgreat campy b horror that todd is familiar for pick it up. Also Linnea Quigley had a small role was great to see her back in another film always nice to see the Queen of Scream back for a good horror. Would of gave it a 6 star but was hoping for a tad more gore. Cheers.
- Cry-boring, and that's its sole redeeming feature. 9/4/2019 12:00:00 AM by lespritz
If you sit through this, you will want whomever created this to be tormented, as you will NOT get that time back.
- A masterpiece of microbudget carnage!!! 9/3/2019 12:00:00 AM by MrMeatHook
Microbudget SOV Master Todd Sheets (Bonehill Road, Dreaming Purple Neon, Zombie Bloodbath) bring you his latest masterpiece, Clownado. Don't let the name fool you, this movie is less of a joke a gorefest from top to bottom! Featuring solid performances from Todd Sheets regulars: the beautiful Dilynn Fawn Harvey (Dreaming Purple Neon) Antwoine Steele (Zombie Bloodbath 3) Douglas Epps (Bonehill Road) Jack McCord (The Muse) and the returning Bobby Westrick (Goblin). Cameos from industry legends Linnea Quigley (Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama) Eileen Dietz (The Exorcist) and Joel D Wynkoop (Death-Scort Service). This film is the most fun I've ever had watching a movie! Admittedly, it's not going to be for everyone, but if you like low budget horror, boobs, evil clowns, dark humor, and copious amounts of gore, this $10,000 movie should be right up your alley! John O'Hara absolutely steals the show as Big Ronnie, the leader of the murderous pack of clowns. It also features a LOT of subtle references to horror movies of all decades. Honorable mention goes to the beautiful Cayt Feinics (Chaos A.D.) performance as Satchel the clown with a purse made of faces and "monstrous assets"
I highly recommend this film, especially when viewed with a group of friends enjoying some adult beverages or herbal refreshments
- Tittle says it all 9/4/2019 12:00:00 AM by ferdmalenfant
Clownado is a desperate attempt to make money for whoever wrote the first review and gave it a 10/10 , calling this joke of a "movie" a masterpiece.It's actually one of the worse movie attempts I have ever seen.Do Not Waste Your Time...I did it for you. You're welcome. Now, I need a shower. YUCK!