Lowdown Dirty Criminals (2020)

Lowdown Dirty Criminals (2020)
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  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release year: 2020 ()
  • Running time: \N min
  • Original Title: Lowdown Dirty Criminals
  • Voted: 69

Lowdown Dirty Criminals is a black comedy about two friends who decide to work for an underworld character after a fiasco delivering pizza. They botch up the first job delivering a birthday cake to their boss and go on to botch up a hit job etc. the movie has many similarities to Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. After getting tangled up with a scary lady criminal known as the Upholsterer the plot has a messy climax. The two likable hapless crimes walk away from the dark world of crime, learning their lesson and restarting their lives.

1Rebecca GibneyThe Upholsterer
2James RollestonFreddy
3Cohen HollowayRoy
4Robbie MagasivaSemo
  • A few funny moments in a Dark Splatter Comedy by 3

    Lowdown has elements of Peter Jackson's early movie Bad Taste and left me with a bad taste and disappointment. I guffawed about 3 times at the most. I'm not sure why but it very quickly came across as non funny charicature and two likeable hapless fools. The head crims were well acted but not believable and distasteful. I hated watching the blood and gore of the dissection. When I think about it there were lots of funny little situations and I wanted to laugh with my friends, but nothing was hilarious, as there was an ever present sense of threat. There were lots of moments of hesitation, while the crims failed in their missions and thought about what to do. The Upholster (Rebecca Gibney) was almost glamorous but wooden, despite her many excellent previous roles. I thought the fight scene with the fat guy, and his later removal from the flat funny/weird. I didn't like all the swearing or the motel girl getting beaten etc. I was all cringe worthy. Sorry. Try again and have some more believable likeable characters.

  • GodAwful by 1

    Terrible script. Weak plot. Typical low class ethnic push crap to be expected 2019-2020. At this point "their" movies are too much like a kid bringing a bad drawing to you and you hang it on the fridge.......till they leave the room. Save yourself the wasted time.

  • Absolutely Waste by 1

    What happened to nz movies they are making some Waste movies from the past 2 years. New directors and writers are making absolute timeless movies.

1Rob Marshcinematographer
2Paul Murphydirector
3Greg Jenningseditor
4Robin Murphyproducer
5Sadie Wilsonproducer
6David Brechin-Smithwriter